Cloud
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Sgt. Johnson: Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant
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Post by Cloud on Aug 1, 2006 17:47:13 GMT -5
Ex: I wish I had a good comp You get that comp but your hpuse blows up and so does your comp.
1. I wish I had Kalonline Source/Server
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Post by Azan on Aug 6, 2006 12:48:44 GMT -5
You get the Kalonline source/server but some hobo stabs you.
2. I wish I had a dollar...
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Post by KiddoFreak on Aug 7, 2006 3:02:53 GMT -5
You get the dollar, but you realize it's Canadian
3. I wish I could finish this stupid poem
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Post by Azan on Aug 7, 2006 20:22:34 GMT -5
You finish your poem but 15.7 cubic feet of uranium lands on it. (actually, is that a bad thing? In some ways, I wish I had 15.7 cubic feet of uranium...)
4. I wish that this wish would have no twist.
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Post by KiddoFreak on Aug 7, 2006 22:05:02 GMT -5
The wish thread no longer has a twist, but your arm falls off hits a black cat in the tail who leaps past you into a mirror underneath a ladder in a frenzy. That's like 21 years bad twist.
1. I wish I was a 20th level fighter
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Post by Azan on Aug 7, 2006 23:07:15 GMT -5
(Hey thats still a twist, but I guess it must go on. ) You are a 20th level fighter, but a house cat attacks you and roles 30 natural 20s killing you instantly... 5. I wish Oblivion didnt have that damn leveling system. >_<
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Cloud
Silver Member
Sgt. Johnson: Well, I don't care if it's God's own personal anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant
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Post by Cloud on Aug 9, 2006 20:43:52 GMT -5
Oblivion doesnt have the damn leveling systom but ther is no oblivion!
I wish I had -10c for each word on this forum
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Post by Kagome on Aug 13, 2006 1:00:37 GMT -5
you get 10 cents per word but the candian gov't from which you got the dollar taxes highly and you are left in debt. (but at least you get free college)
7. I wish people weren't stupid.
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Post by KiddoFreak on Aug 15, 2006 21:46:01 GMT -5
People aren't... One day people wont be.... Stupidity no longer...
Nope, that one's impossible, I'm sorry. To finish up my apology, I'll wish for my own impossiblity.
-8. I wish I was totally buff
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Post by Vash on Aug 18, 2006 18:38:40 GMT -5
You get +20 to your strength but your dexterity goes down to 1. (For those that don't play D&D, he becomes extremely buff, but can't move at all.)
9. I wish I knew what to wish for...
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Post by Kagome on Sept 9, 2006 22:38:28 GMT -5
you do but you can never have it because you wasted your wish on it.
I wish vash would buy me the damn movie I want!
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Post by Azan on Sept 12, 2006 15:00:07 GMT -5
He buys you the movie but then the US suddenly becomes controlled by some crazy cult and the movie is banned by their laws... and a hobo steals it...
I wish Bush wasnt president.
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Post by Kagome on Sept 25, 2006 20:24:06 GMT -5
Bush isn't president and is assassinated but Cheney becomes president and "accidentally" lets out Sadam Hussein and the extreme conservatives.
I wish that a hobo hadn't stole my movie.
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Post by Vash on Oct 3, 2006 15:03:17 GMT -5
It wasn't a hobo, it was former president Bush in disguise.
I wish I knew what to wish for that doesn't have all that bad of a draw back...
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Post by Azan on Oct 3, 2006 18:35:58 GMT -5
A pineapple
I wish 7
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