The Wishing Thread (with a Twist)

[Qecbum]

you get 7 so then it is nolonger a nuber and the it goes 1 2 3 4 5 6 8 9 10 and with out seven as goes the mutiples of 7 and the mathmaticle univers is destroyed. thus daming scince and al that has been born from it, good job were back in the caves and were frezzing our butts off cuz theres no fire some how.

I wish for world peace and the end to world hunger.

[Kagome]

You do and all the hippies come out of they're hole and start making us eat tofu instead of chicken.(don't get me wrong, I like tofu but hippies are crazy)

I wish there were no religions.

[Azan]

(Why religion is a good thing, its organized church and blind followers that are bad )

There are no religions, but without religion people begin worshipping science, eventually you get wars over science about whos science is the right science *gasp* (BTW this was from south park).

I wish there wouldnt be any more political parties or stupid politicians.

[Kagome]

There are no more political parties and stupid politicians but we are forced to conform to one idea but they make it sound so smart that we don't understand that we are made into slaves.

I wish Lobstrosity was a liberal.

[Azan]

Lobstrosity turns liberal, but the universe ahspoldes... for a variable in the laws of physics has changed throwing everything else off balance, gravity is now opposite, light brings dark, wednesday is now thursday, and there is no spoon.

I wish I had a nintendo wii... and a car...

[Kagome]

You get a car and a nintendo wii but as you drive home to play it you are killed by a giant rabid squirrel which causes you to swirve and drive off a cliff into the ocean. Everything bursts into flames and you die happy knowing for the last day of your life you had a car and a wii.

I wish that life were less abstract.