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Post by Lobstrosity on May 8, 2005 20:27:13 GMT -5
The Future part IX: Fourth Dimensional Warfare
As it turns out, you, benvolio, and Senator Coleman are not dead after all. Moments before the high tech laser type weapons of the Democratic army destroyed the three of you, the Republican army arrived and saved you. A great battle took place on the moon of Deimos. Many people and many Democrats lost their lives. Finally, after John Edwards suffered a severe injury, the Democratic Army was forced to retreat to Phobos.
Afterwards, the other Republicans explaind how you had been saved. Apparently, 6 years after you had died right there on Deimos, John Kerry discovered the last alliance of conservatives, who then were forced to retreat to Mars. There they found Benvolio's old time machine and repaired it. Using that time machine, they were able to go back 6 years and save the three of you from death at the hands of the Democrats. This of course meant that earth was now solely owned by the evil forces of John Kerry.
In one last desperate attempt to save Earth, the conservative army used the time machine to travel to present day Deimos. Unfortunately the evil Democratic Army was waiting, A second battle took place on Deimos, each side lost their time machines during the battle. Before long, the more powerful Democratic Army forced the last surviving conservatives to flee to The Moon (as in the satellite of Earth). There they hid, hoping that the Democrats would never find them. Now, with no remaining time machines in existence, the reversal of time was no longer a factor. You, Benvolio, Senator Coleman, and the rest of the Conservatives now had to plan a way to take back Earth from John Kerry... And with no more time machines, there were no more second chances. The Phobos Conservative patrols led by John Edwards and designed to search and destroy the rebel conservatives were searching for them, it was only a matter of time before the new Moon Base was destroyed...
coming soon... The Future part X: Moon Base Politics
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 11, 2005 15:21:39 GMT -5
Sorry, I haven't had time recently to write the next chapter, but with a name like Moon base Politics, you know it's gonna be action packed!! Just wanna keep up the suspense
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 12, 2005 15:46:41 GMT -5
Okay!
The Future part X: Moon Base Politics
The newly formed moon base was in a state of reform. Time was not a factor anymore, except the moving forward of said time. The entire moon population was discussing the upcoming election. Senator Coleman had recently announced he was running for conservative president of the moon, which was greeted with widespread approval. However, there was one man who did not approve. Just before the election, a man by the name of Sewdrad Hojn announced he was also running for president. Sewdrad's platform did not involve the retaking of earth, as Coleman's did. Instead, Sewdrad proposed they join the liberals. Of course people were outraged by this, and the election was a landslide. Coleman was no longer a senator, He was president!!
Coming soon... The Future part XI: Moon Base Homicide
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 13, 2005 15:43:24 GMT -5
The Future part XI: Moon Base Homicide
Coleman's oath of office was scheduled for the very next day. But that night a sinister figure was seen just outside of Coleman's house, the nametag read... Sewdrad Hojn. A flash of lightning revealed the unthinkable: Sewdrad Hojn was none other than John Edwards' twisted alter ego. Angered by his failed attempt at winning the election, Edwards sought revenge. He was going to murder Norm Coleman...
The next day brought much sadness to the people of the moon. Norm Coleman had been assassinated during the night. The murderer had evidently snuck in during the night and stabbed Coleman as he slept.
As everyone gathered around to search for clues, you and Benvolio remained behind. Suddenly you realized that someone seemed to be moving away. A suspicious looking character. You pointed him out to Benvolio, and Benvolio immediately identified him as Edwards, the second in command of the Democratic army. "There!" shouted Benvolio, "He's the one who murdered the president!"
Realizing he'd been caught, Edwards quickly ran towards the nearest structure in the opposite direction from the angry crowd. He hid in a darkened alleyway and brought out the very knife he had used to kill Coleman.
The crowd ran after Edwards, with you and Benvolio in the lead. As you rounded the corner, something metallic caught you're eye. "Benvolio, look out!" you shouted, but it was too late. Benvolio was met by the spinning blade thrown by Edwards as he rounded the corner. The deadly knife buried itself into Benvolio's heart. Benvolio fell to the ground, slain. The angry mob arrived then, and everyone grew quiet when they noticed Benvolio. For a moment, time seemed to stand still as the facts seemed to sink in. One of the greatest heroes of all time was dead.
For a moment, Edwards was shocked as well. But when the mob arrived, he knew he had to get going if he wanted to live. The conservatives would catch him and would probably use the death penalty on him. In their stunned state, nobody reacted quick enough when John Edwards laughed aloud and dashed onward into the alleyway. Unfortunately, Edwards was not paying attention to where he was going, and ran straight into the jaws of a giant moon lizard, indigenous to the area. In a matter of moments the lizard's sharp teeth had torn Edwards into tiny, bitesized bits. It was a meal fit for a king of lizards, and the conservatives decided it was a fitting punishment for one so cruel as Edwards.
coming soon... The Future part XII: A New Leader
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Post by chica on May 13, 2005 15:51:42 GMT -5
lobstrosity I am proud of you. the first part in that one was actually well written until it got to the lizard but I think that was hilarious too though. lol ha ha a republican was murdered! lol jk. keep up with the good work
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 14, 2005 20:44:01 GMT -5
;D
The Future part XII: A New Leader
Now the president had been assassinated, the conservatives needed a new leader to take back Earth. Benvolio would have been a good candidate, but he was also slain. You were offered the presidency, but declined for reasons that were entirely your business. Now there was only one candidate who they knew would lead them to victory. Of course, it was Atticus Finch, a lawyer from Maycomb County Alabama. Atticus won the election, and promised to begin the plan to retake earth as soon as possible.
coming soon... The Future part XIII: Operation Retake Earth Begins
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 15, 2005 10:45:49 GMT -5
The Future Part XIII: Operation Retake Earth Begins (OREB?)
President Finch had assembled a special tactical team to sneak back into St. Louis and disable the liberal's primary defenses. Once that had been accomplished, they would radio back and the remainder of the consrvative army and militia would attack and attempt to reach the city hall where John Kerry himself was most likely to be. The team consisted of you, Lobstrosity, Ketone, Zombie Kerry, a wrench, Bob (not the lizard), and of course, Atticus himself was to go with you.
After landing as close as possible to St. Louis, you and the others proceeded on foot towards the city of the Liberals.
coming soon... The Future part XIV: Time to Invoke your 2nd Ammendment Rights
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Post by chica on May 15, 2005 15:39:19 GMT -5
so I take it we're not on mars anymore? and I like that Atticus Finch is the new leader but what about scout and jem? where are they?
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 15, 2005 15:51:33 GMT -5
Scout and jem are still in the 1900's, and they're not on mars anymore, thay are on the moon (of earth), and technically, you and the rest of the main characters are on earth.
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Post by chica on May 15, 2005 16:29:26 GMT -5
i'm sorry I am not very capable of containing this much info in my brain but I like the idea of being able to meet a fictional character. can you put other characters in too? I mean we need a new sidekick cuz benvolio got dead
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 15, 2005 17:08:39 GMT -5
Very well, who do you suggest, other than Atticus Finch?
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Post by chica on May 15, 2005 21:52:40 GMT -5
hmmmm...BOO RADLEY! lol
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 15, 2005 23:25:39 GMT -5
The Future part XIV: Time to Invoke Your 2nd Ammendment Rights
You and the others approached City Hall, which was most likely where the defense network computers were located. The building was well guarded, so you had to approach with caution. I typed this whole thing once already, but something went wrong, so now I have to remember most of it. Once you disabled the city's defenses, the conservative army was to sweep in and destroy the liberal army.
As you reached the City Hall, a mad dog came around the corner. It was walking all lopsided and twitching. I know it is the middle of February, but I know a mad dog when I see one. The dog seemed to make up it's mind and continue on it's current path. Right toward you. When it spotted you, it dashed right toward Bob and leaped at him, biting through his trachea. This did not suprise the rest of you, as Bob was the expendable character. Before the mad dog could do any real damage, Ol' One Shot Finch raised his rifle, aimed, and shot the mad dog right above it's eye.
Unfortunately, the shot alerted the guards to your presence. Quickly, you and the others ran to the side of City Hall. Luckily, you found an air duct, which the wrench was used to open so you all could crawl inside.
After over an hour of crawling through the air duct, you noticed through a grating that there was a large indoor field contained inside the building. On it were several people, one of which was identified as John Kerry. They were all playing base-kitty, which is a variant of baseball in which the players toss and hit a small fluffy kitten rather than a ball. Atticus raised his rifle and prepared to assassinate John Kerry when the air duct collapsed.
When the dust settled, you saw Kerry running awayacross the field and calling for his guards. You and the others retreated to a nearby alcove recessed in the wall. Lobstrosity managed to valiantly rescue all of the fluffy kitties first. As the guards approached, you noticed a door marked "Warning! Broom Closet!" Upon opening the door, you found it filled not with brooms, but with computers. It was the control room for the city's defenses. Zombie Kerry quickly used the wrench to smash the computers.
Your mission was accomplished, but now you were in trouble. The guards on the field had you surrounded. You and the others had no other choice but to bravely die fighting. As the liberal guards raised their guns, an alarm suddenly sounded. It was the air raid siren, meaning only one thing. The conservative army was attacking the city! Their plan had worked. The momentary confusion caused by the alarm was enough. Zombie Kerry lunged at the nearest guard and bit into his jugular vein. Atticus used his rifle to dispatch a few guards. Ketone used his double bonded oxygen atom to... do nothing really. You used the wrench to knock a few guards out, and Lobstrosity used his fearsome pincers to decapitate the last one.
Across the field, more guards could be seen running. They were not running towards you, however. They instead seemed to be running towards the front of the building, probably to try to stop the conservative army from breaking through. Kerry could be seen running behind them, and you and the five other intrepid heroes gave chase. Kerry already had a considerable head start.
Kerry quickly ran through a door and down a hallway into a side room, followed closely by Ketone, being the quickest of the group. Ketone almost caught up to Kerry, when one of Kerry's henchmen tossed him an assault rifle. Kerry turned around and aimed the weapon at you. You and the others stopped in your tracks. Kerry smiled.
"Well it seems that you have managed to kill poor Edwards, but that's as far as you'll go. Earth belongs to the liberals now, and you six will cause no more trouble. I'll make sure of that."
With that, Kerry raised the gun and prepared to shoot Ketone. Suddenly, something interesting happened. Kerry stopped, he dropped the gun and twitched. He made a strange face and fell forward into the dirt, a pair of scissors buried in the back of his head. Behind him stood none other than Boo Radley. Atticus smiled. "Hello, Arthur."
coming soon... The Future part XV: Peace at Last
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Post by chica on May 16, 2005 16:54:47 GMT -5
lol love it! thanx for taking my advice
and saving the kitties
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 17, 2005 18:21:54 GMT -5
;D I had to save the kitties from the evil liberals and their base-kitty game.
The Future part XV: Peace at Last!
At last, the war was won! The conservatives had finally gotten earth under control once more! Everyone was celebrating the great victory, when President Finch began his speech. What follows is an accurate copy of his own words:
"My friends, this is truly a great day. In honor of those who fought and died in this war, I declare today, July 4th, as the National Independance Day!" (Crowd cheers) "Of course, I would also like to personally thank my closest friends who were with me every step of the way:
You! Your ability to open doors marked 'broom closet' was invaluable to us all. I'm sure we would have been lost without you.
Zombie Kerry! Your innate ability to bite people in the neck was useful for defeating the guards of your former ally, John Kerry. I award you with this 'official neck-biter' medallion.
Ketone! Your quick thinking... did not really add anything to the team. But you showed a good effort! I award you the team spirit medal!
Lobstrosity! You showed great bravery out there on the field rescuing all those kitties, and for courageous acts in the line of duty, I present you with the prestigious Medal of Honor!
Arthur Radley! You-- Hey where is Arther? He rarely goes outside; doesn't like large crowds much. Well, wherever you are, Arthur, You are an asset to this country. You single handedly defeated the most fearful tyrant of our time; and saved us in the process.
You were all so very helpful, but there is one more I would like to honor. The wrench! Without your ability to open gratings, break things, and knock people unconscious, Mr. Wrench, we wouldn't even be standing here right now. Thank you!"
(Crowd cheers and applauds for several minutes)
"Okay, but now I would like a moment of silence, to remember those who have fallen. Benvolio, who's creative genius allowed us to so freely bend the rules of time. Bob, who we all knew would die because he was the expendable character. Thank you for a job well done, Bob! And finally, my predecessor Norm Coleman. If he hadn't died, I wouldn't be where I am today!" (crowd laughs) "But seriously, he was a great guy.
Now we all must remember that, no matter how much we disagree with someone else's views, whether on political issues, or anything for that matter, we must never resort to violence again. This conflict has proven a great opportunity to rethink our political system. A lesson we all must learn. We must respect the beliefs of others.
So from now on, our country will be based on political parties. The Democrats and the Republicans. Just because we share different views on how our country should be run, doesn't mean we should fight about it. Anyone who disagrees with both parties will be allowed to have their own party. With this system, we will all have a say without resorting to violence!
We will put aside our differences, and learn to work together as a country!!!" (crowd cheers)
Epilogue
And so, the origin of Independance day and of our two party system can be traced back to that fateful day.
Following the speech, Atticus was elected president of the United States. He was the first non-partisan president ever.
You remained in St. Louis as it quieted down over the next few weeks. It had been one crazy adventure after another for you. You had traveled all across time and fought in a war to save Earth. You had even discovered the secret of the Future. But now it was time to go somewhere out of the way and relax for a while.
"Hmm..." You think. "This looks like a nice quiet town... Brandernath..."
The End
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