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Post by Lobstrosity on May 5, 2005 19:30:53 GMT -5
This thread is dedicated to my books and various other archived works of art and literature.
I don't care if anyone posts here, as long as it's not spam or off topic crap (let mooooooooo handle that)
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 5, 2005 19:35:11 GMT -5
I will now be continuing my epic tale of the Future. If you missed part's 1 and 2 of my story, you may find them on pages 16 and 17 of moooooooooooooo
The Future part III: Benvolio's Secret Weapon
Part II of the story left off when you and the other children of St. Louis found the candy bar of justice, which is what Benvolio wanted in exchange for his help in reaching the Future...
When Benvolio recieved the candy bar of justice, he was quite pleased. "This is exactly what I wanted," said Benvolio to you. "I will now gladly help you children reach the Future."
Benvolio led the children of St. Louis to his secret cave in the hills, where his time machine was hidden. All the children, including you, and Benvolio used the time machine to go to the Future. Unfortunately, when you all arrived, you discovered that technically this was the present, but in relation to St. Louis it was the Future. Benvolio and the children all returned to the original time, but you for some reason ended up on Mars in the year 2025... B.C....
coming soon: The Future part IV: The Red Planet...
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 6, 2005 18:12:21 GMT -5
Now it's time for the Future part IV
The Future part IV: The Red Planet
You suddenly realize that you can't breathe, because the gravitational pull of Mars is too weak to maintain an Earthlike atmosphere composed mainly of nitrogen and oxygen with some trace amounts of neon, argon, krypton, radon, and other gaseous elements as well as particulates that occur in nature as well as synthetic ones. "Mars sucks," you think to yourself as you die slowly in the incredibly cold shade. "There has to be some way out of this," you think to yourself, again.
But of course there isn't and the indredible cold and lack of air kills you...
Mars is the fourth planet in the solar system, and lacks the plate tectonics needed to release stored carbondioxide back into the atmosphere from its many carbonate rocks.
Mars has an avg. distance from the sun of approximately 1.52 AU, which means that Mars, lacking a significant greenhouse effect, has an average surface temperature of only 218 degrees Kelvin, low enough to freeze you to death in a matter of minutes (which is exactly what happened to you). On the bright side, at least you won't be crushed suffocated and frozen, because the average atmospheric pressure on mars is a mere 7 millibars.
But as you die, you know there is hope. Earth, 2025 B.C. It looks so far away, and yet you know that .52 AU and 3030 years are the only things that stand in the way of Benvolio and the children of St. Louis. They will save you. They will find a way...
coming soon... The Future part V: The Blight of John Kerry
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Post by Umbrafire on May 6, 2005 21:23:28 GMT -5
lol, these are the greatest stories ever. do you want me to post the gbitw series here?
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 6, 2005 21:25:51 GMT -5
no, perhaps at some future time they may be posted here. You have the only remaining stored copies of them though (i could retype them, but I am too lazy).
(If you don't get batteries for your calculator soon, they will be gone, right?)
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Post by Umbrafire on May 6, 2005 21:29:59 GMT -5
no, although that would make an epic adventure:
The chronicles of... battery hunter!!!
nah
anyway, I have a copy on my flash drive
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 6, 2005 21:49:57 GMT -5
And now I'm bored, so it's either homework or...The Future part V:The Blight of John Kerry
The Future part V: The Blight of John Kerry
Meanwhile, in present day St. Louis, Benvolio and the rest of the children returned from the Future with sad new for all the people of the town. You were missing and presumed dead. The calculations Benvolio did showed your coordinates to be likely somewhere off in space, in another time and possibly other dimension. Benvolio explained to the children that occasionally his time machine caused unnecesary leaps through time and space.
Benvolio, his work now complete, bought a snowmobile and snowmobiled away with his candy bar of justice, leaving the town the same as it always was, but much sadder without you.
Years passed, the city grew, the old roads became highways, and the small cottages became large apartment buildings. Soon people became too caught up in their lives filled with money and work to remember you were ever there.
One day, a shadow fell across the land. Rumors of a man from the east who wished pain and suffering for their metropolis. None other than John Kerry. He and his team of elite evil-doers known as the Democrats had already taken over every major city in the U.S., leaving rural America as the only true defenders of all that is good and true. And now, he was focused on St. Louis. His corruption spread through the town like wildfire, his convoluted mind twisted others to think like him, and all true Republicans were driven from the city or faced torture and execution. Now John Kerry controlled every large city in the country, and soon began to stretch his evil grasp to other lands and faraway nations. The blight of John Kerry was complete...
coming soon... the Future part VI: A Ray of Hope
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 6, 2005 23:42:18 GMT -5
You know what? I'm ahead of schedule, so I think I will go on to write The Future part VI.
The Future part VI: A Ray of Hope
Another dismal day dawned in St. Louis. With the Evil Lord Kerry now designated Supreme Dictator of Earth, there were no longer any homeless people, or upperclass people. Everyone was now working class. Life was one task after another, never time for play, only work. The children all attended school, and weekends were a thing of the past. Homework was now the center of their lives. Life continued in this dull system for some time, until one day, a brilliant scientist by the name of Bill
showed up with some questions for this new so called "government." When Bill brought up his questions, he was shot in the face immediately. The Democratic government officials did not take kindly to questions.
However, there were those who resisted this new, cruel government. The last surviving conservatives hid in the hills and caves outside of town, constantly planning their next moves. They knew there was one who could help them. The legend told of a mysterious person who single handedly saved the world from the nuclear stockpile at Brandernath, the legendary city. This person they spoke of was none other than you. However, they also had records of a mysterious time-space anomaly, which had apparently removed you from the flow of prophecy, thus creating an alternate universe in which the Brandernath incedent would not be stopped. They knew that there was one other who could possibly bring you back. Benvolio, the Legendary Scientist, owner of the world's only time machine, the candy bar of justice, and a really sweet snowmobile. Presumably, Benvolio had escaped the tragic Kerry incedent by returning to his original time. Benvolio was the only one who could restore you to the thread of prophecy, so the conservatives called for Benvolio to aid them by the only means they had. The stick of time/space chewing gum that Benvolio had given them before his escape. Time/space chewing gum was a highly risky and untested piece of gum that allowed the one who chewed it to to move freely through the fabric of time for the duration of the flavor (spearmint). The task of finding Benvolio was given to the only one they knew they could trust. Senator Norm Coleman, who was somewhat of a hero, was selected to find Benvolio.
coming soon... the Future part VII: In Fair Verona...
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 7, 2005 0:33:38 GMT -5
The Future part VII: In Fair Verona...
The effect of the time/space chewing gum was only temporary, but it worked , and allowed Senator Coleman to move back in time several hundred years, to the original time of Benvolio. Finding Verona was the easy part, because all roads lead to Rome, and from there Verona is easily reached. The hard part was finding Benvolio amid the crowds of people in the streets. In a short while, Coleman encountered a sign proclaiming: "Benvolio's Workshop."
Benvolio was not suprised when he heard the news. "So then, the Democrats have conquered the earth in your time? Well I suppose it is my duty to help you." Benvolio and Coleman took a special machine built by Benvolio and used Benvolio's time machine to go to 2025 B.C., on mars, at the exact time you were sent previously. Using Benvolio's device, they set up an atmosphere zone for them to breathe, thus saving you from death.
coming soon... The Future part VIII: The Two Moons of Mars
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Post by chica on May 7, 2005 15:31:24 GMT -5
lobstrosity I love your writing except for the john kerry part  besides that I am glad to know that Benvolio isn't just some guy from romeo and juliet. lol. keep up wtith the strange, but good, work. ;D |
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Post by Umbrafire on May 7, 2005 22:43:16 GMT -5
you should read The Greatest Book In The World Series by lobstrosity, I hold the last copies known to man
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Post by chica on May 8, 2005 17:50:01 GMT -5
can you give them to me? or e-mail them or something por favor?
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Post by Umbrafire on May 8, 2005 18:44:17 GMT -5
sure, as soon as you give me my movies back  i'll see about bringing them to school |
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Post by Lobstrosity on May 8, 2005 19:47:39 GMT -5
After a really lame weekend, it is time for the saga to continue...
The Future part VIII, The Two Moons of Mars.
You, Benvolio, and Senator Norm Coleman are now stranded on the surface of Mars. Benvolio's time machine has malfunctioned due to over-mars-dust-intake. Benvolio needs at least 10 hours to repair it, but to make matters worse, it seems at some point in the distant future, John Kerry's evil scientists had mastered time travel themselves. On the nearby satellite Phobos, John Kerry's right hand man, John Edwards, had set up a colony after locating where you had gone in time so many years ago. Their main goal was to gather a powerful army of Democrats and destroy you and the others.
As the Phobos colony expands, the army prepares to launch an attack on the surface of Mars and destroy you. But in a stoke of luck, Benvolio repairs the time machine just in time. Unfortunately, the first leap through time takes you only as far as Deimos, the second moon of Mars, half an hour in the Future. It is a matter of moments before the Phobos moon army locates your position and launches it's attack, killing the three of you with their high-tech laser type weapons.
coming soon... The Future part IX: Fourth Dimensional Warfare
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Post by Umbrafire on May 8, 2005 20:04:28 GMT -5
lol, fourth dimension warfare
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besides that I am glad to know that Benvolio isn't just some guy from romeo and juliet. lol. keep up wtith the strange, but good, work. ;D