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Post by Vash on Aug 21, 2005 18:51:45 GMT -5
This also deserves to be on the 1st page, bump
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Post by Kagome on Aug 21, 2005 21:38:28 GMT -5
once again for only people who ACTUALLY read the threads
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Post by Ebautafish on Nov 4, 2005 21:24:04 GMT -5
GBITW #6 is the climax of the entire series! Grand High Lobstrosity! I DEMAND that thou retype it and post it here!
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Post by Kagome on Jan 28, 2006 16:43:17 GMT -5
ok . . .
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Post by Vash on Jan 31, 2006 18:23:20 GMT -5
GBITW #6 is the climax of the entire series! Grand High Lobstrosity! I DEMAND that thou retype it and post it here! You ever gonna actually retype that Lobstrosity?
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Post by Lobstrosity on Jan 31, 2006 19:52:02 GMT -5
What's the hurry?
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Post by Kagome on Feb 2, 2006 16:13:06 GMT -5
well we did like the series and you'd be kinda just being a jerk to say you'd type it and then not.
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Post by Lobstrosity on Feb 2, 2006 17:36:34 GMT -5
I already know I'm a jerk, what else is new?
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Post by Lobstrosity on Feb 2, 2006 18:23:01 GMT -5
The Sad, Final Conclusion Book the Sixth of GSITW
If You Lived in an Infinite Loaf of Bread…
This stupid computer made me indent. Anyway, if you say conclusion, you don’t need to say final, the fact that it is the final one is implied. The conclusion would do just fine. Anyway again, back to the story. You are dead. If it wasn’t for that meddling squirrel and his pipe (well, too bad). If it wasn’t for that squirrel you would be among the living. But now that you’re not, you aren’t. This is going nowhere. And frogs do have wings, you just can’t see them. So back to the matter at hand, you’re dead. Any questions? No? Good. Now as anyone would know, when you die you get one chance to come back to life. But why, and how? You’re dead, so find out. You awake at the very spot where you died, the cave of the old man. The squirrel is now gone. Car Gone! Anyway, you wander back to the cave, but the old man can’t see you, ‘cause you’re a ghost. Then a voice from nearby says, “he can’t see you, you’re a ghost.” You turn to see a man wearing a white suit behind you. “I’m Hyper-mailman McSalad,” he says, “I give dead people a second chance, as everyone knows. I’m here to tell you how to return to life. It’s very simple, all you must do, is fix something that has gone wrong in your life. Do something that will help the townspeople or something like that. Anything will work, as long as you do it before it’s too late.” Just then, an identical man wearing a black suit stepped into the cave. “Oh-no!” Shouted H-M McS. “It’s my arch-nemesis, Mzlto Neel!” Before he could say another word, Mzlto Neel stabbed him with a screwdriver. Turning towards you he begins walking towards you with his bloody screwdriver. Then he stops, and takes out a box marked “magical screwdriver that can kill dead people” and takes out the screwdriver inside, and resumes coming towards you, you run out of the other end of the cave and quickly begin scrambling down the mountainside to Brandernath, with the evil Mzlto Neel right behind you. Rushing into the streets, you begin looking for a way to help someone. Thinking fast, you race to the Company’s headquarters. You can probably stop their evil plot to raise creatures from the dead. In the lobby, you are attacked by numerous creatures that the Company has raised already. Breaking away, you rush to an open elevator, pressing a button as multiple creatures charge at you, with Mzlto Neel in the lead. Just as the doors are almost shut, he whips his screwdriver at you. Taken off guard, the sharp tool pins your hand to the back of the elevator. The elevator begins to rise, and then stops suddenly. The lights go out. A few seconds go by, and then the elevator begins to move, and a small emergency light pops on. Pulling the screwdriver from your hand, you begin to relax. Then realization dawns on you that Mzlto Neel is standing next to you with a power drill. Dodging through the open elevator doors, you enter a large room with lab equipment all over. You stop just long enough to read a sign that says this is where evil creatures are brought back to life, and food and drinks are prohibited. You dodge aside as Mzlto Neel swings a hammer at your head. The hammer smashes into some equipment, and Mzlto Neel stops a moment and attempts to free it from the debris. Running to the front of the room, you begin pressing random buttons, hoping that one will shut down the monster machines and grant you your life. Kiosk is a funny word. Somewhere in your head, you realize that’s the answer! Slamming your fist on the button marked “kiosk” is the only thing that saves you. All around you, the machines start rumbling, then smoking, then throwing off sparks. Mzlto Neel pulled the hammer from the wreckage, and lunges at you. Jumping aside, you run for the elevator. Mzlto Neel is already there, swinging his hammer at you. Running back, you suddenly realize that you’re not dead anymore. There’s no way out. You have to fight. Smashing the glass case on the wall in case of fire, you take out a small fire ax and turn to face your opponent. Mzlto Neel swings his hammer, but you counter it with the ax and attack him. Surprised that you are fighting back, he just barely has time to dodge it. Slowly, you circle him until your back is towards the elevator. Taking one final swing, you rush inside and press any number. The elevator moves up one floor and stops. You get out, and it goes back down. Knowing that it will contain Mzlto Neel when it returns, you hastily take stock of the situation. The whole room is filled with nuclear missiles. At the far end is a control panel, and standing in front of it is none other than the mayor. “Greetings,” he says. “I’m surprised you made it this far, but once I press this button, it will all be over. We are going to launch these warheads and destroy the world, but don’t worry, I’ll still kill you myself.” At that, the mayor pressed the button, and drew a gun, but he never fired a shot before your ax put an end to his life. The small clock on the control panel was ticking down from 60 seconds. There wasn’t any way to stop it. Looking around for some cancel button, you were so busy; you didn’t hear the elevator door ding. Looking hopelessly at a button marked detonate, you turn around just as Mzlto Neel impales you with his screwdriver. The clock is at ten. Slowly you fall to the ground. The clock is at seven. Mzlto Neel turns around, and vanishes. The clock is at four. With your last breath, you reach up and press the detonate button. Although you die, every missile detonates on the spot. The world is spared, and at the same time, the small town of Brandernath, is instantly vaporized. Had you not pressed the button, the explosives would have destroyed every major city in the world. You’re a hero, but nobody knows it.
The End
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Post by Decieved by the Truth on Feb 23, 2006 6:56:33 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]wow... thats amazing...i have only read the first one so far... but its great...sounds like a walkthrough to some strange wacked out rpg....[/glow]
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Post by Lobstrosity on Feb 24, 2006 18:18:21 GMT -5
Yeah, it's kinda supposed to be crazy like that. . . Glad you liked it, thanks.
I find it interesting to read because it shows the contrast between my life now and when I wrote it.
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Post by Decieved by the Truth on Mar 8, 2006 10:14:22 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]yes...i like the ending... youre a hero, but nobody knows it...
but wait! I thought that YOU had mzlto's screwdriver and he had a huge power tool or something[/glow]
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Post by Lobstrosity on Mar 8, 2006 16:48:26 GMT -5
right, I guess you dropped it and he got it back.
Actually he kept switching weapons the whole time. ANd then he probably had more than one screwdriver.
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