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Post by Decieved by the Truth on Oct 31, 2005 4:59:13 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]man, forget you and your little"EAD"! verily, I shall brave the scalding pit and defy thou!
although I would like full dental...[/glow]
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Post by Scribe of the Elderscrolls on Oct 31, 2005 16:57:46 GMT -5
"In ancient days, the Deep Elves and a great host of outlanders from the West came to steal the land of the Dunmer. In that time, Nerevar was the great khan and warleader of the House People, but he honored the Ancient Spirits and the Tribal law, and became as one of us."
A quote from the book of Moon and Star and as true today as it was when it was written, never forget that and thou shall become great and powerful Ebautafish.
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Post by Azan on Oct 31, 2005 17:08:47 GMT -5
Do I know you?
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Post by Ebautafish on Oct 31, 2005 23:20:19 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]man, forget you and your little"EAD"! verily, I shall brave the scalding pit and defy thou!
although I would like full dental...[/glow] Thou art a fool for defying me, but I like thy style and courage. I promote thee to Major Deceived of the EAD. Unless of course you choose to renounce this prestigious position, in which case I have no choice but to cast thee into yon lake of scalding flame.
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Post by Qecbum on Nov 1, 2005 8:27:53 GMT -5
Burn Burn I say Burn
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Post by Niccolo on Nov 3, 2005 18:17:38 GMT -5
Lemme at the heretic m'lord... I'll rip is' blaspheomous ead' off!
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Post by GamerMan on Nov 4, 2005 17:50:03 GMT -5
kanti's fire tax is going up... you might need to give your firey pit a n on off switch. that is, unless you find some funding (corporate sponcer?)
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Post by Ebautafish on Nov 4, 2005 19:38:52 GMT -5
Does't thou mock me? Perhaps thou shalt learn thy lesson within the flames of the lake of scalding flame. Cast him in!!!!!
Senior Officer Demon, see that his death is a slow and painful one.
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Post by Niccolo on Nov 5, 2005 0:01:38 GMT -5
Yes m'lord...heh heh heh...
(Drags gamerman off into dark room, screams of pain are heard for the better part of two hours, gamerman is never seen again...)
(Comes out of dark room holding a red-hot poker)
My, that was fun.
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Post by Qecbum on Nov 7, 2005 9:00:13 GMT -5
i say you cant do this it is against the laws of the land I had secretly taken over when I was reserectied and acended to the "TEH JESUS DOODE!!11!1!1one" I have been secretly calling the shots and this is why gammerman is know a mod and you under neeth him for he out ranks you in me hellesh army from the underworld Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!11!!23233456789)1!!&*0! pie
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Post by Ebautafish on Dec 7, 2005 0:07:45 GMT -5
Destroy this insolent fool who has't betrayethed me. And let his blood flow freely across the land so that all who see this will know that I am the Prophet, Lord Ebautafish! Reaper of Souls, and Slayer of the Good and Evil alike. The one whom all mortals fear to see, and all so-called "Immortals" tremble within my shadow. I am the Lord! Ebautafish is my name! Let all who hear it vomit up their intestines because the words are too powerful and deadly, because the fear that my name shall instill will cause deaths of the sudden nature among the common folk, for that is how frightening my name shall be! I am the Lord! Ebautafish is my name! Let all who see me weep in terror for my image is so fearful it will cause such weeping amongs't even those who contain within their souls great fortitude against most other kinds of fear! I am the Lord! Ebautafish is my name! Let my soliloquy now be heard by those who hope to stand against my might: I shall crush these fools like bugs beneath my wrathful fins of injustice! My mighty teeth and scales shall smash their villages into dust as a wreckingball smashes the bones of small children and the elderly! I am the Lord! Ebautafish is my name! All who wish to serve me will do well to speak up soon, for the time draws nigh when there will be no more mercy from thy Lord. I am the Lord! Ebautafish is my name! Yea verily I shall smite thee and all of thy kinsmen alike, for they are nothing to me, and they shall be consumed by my fiery wrathful vengeance! I am the Lord! Ebautafish is my name! And the path of destruction in the wake of they Lord and thy lord's terrible EAD and thy lord's mighty crushing fins and impervious immortal scales and large teeth and maniacally insidious persona and who's terribly frightful presence will cause those who see thy Lord to vomit up their intestines and cower in fear and so forth and who's Soul Reaping, Good and Evil Slaying march of doom will lead back to the trail of thy blood and the trail of thy blood will lead back to thy dismembered corpse which shall be laid out in the sun for all the world to see and all the maggots to feast upon and all of thy friends and loved ones to witness as an example of they Lord's supreme power. I am the Lord! Ebautafish is my name!Hear my soliloquy now, and know that all this has been spoken by me, and all of this is more frighteningly true than thou could possibly imagine! FOR I AM THE LORD!!!
And I have spoken.
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Post by Decieved by the Truth on Dec 7, 2005 5:03:25 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]hmmm....so pretty much all you are saying is that you are a fish and you are supposedly our "lord"... though I did like the bit about wrecking balls smashing old people and children...thats what I like in a ruler, no qualms about killing the unnessesary. count me in.[/glow]
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Post by Qecbum on Dec 7, 2005 8:30:45 GMT -5
Thou doth make a good point i'st tell you what I will use my evil powers to walk out on to the water and bring a helling boil to the entier water untill on more water is on the planet then we will see who the people fear but I will not do this if you your self bow down befor me and come under my controll Mwahahahahaha
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Post by Niccolo on Dec 7, 2005 16:05:57 GMT -5
How dare you doubt our lord Ebautafish?! Die, scum!
<Pulls out SMG and shoots J.D. several dozen times, blows him up with an underbarrel grenade, and mashes what remains into a bloody pulp with a crowbar>
This is what happens to blasphemers!
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Post by Azan on Dec 7, 2005 16:29:15 GMT -5
*sigh bad demon, JD is a program left by the Jesus haxx0r team, you dont want to kill the programs jesus wrote or else the updates to RL will be wiped and we will start having clipping errors again. (see Moo).
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