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Post by Ebautafish on Oct 27, 2005 22:30:19 GMT -5
Loyal subjects! It is I! The one true ruler of this nation-- nay, of this world! Tis the dawn of a great era. Whilst thou peasants bicker amongst thyselves, I shall raise up a new government! Thou shall heed my commands or suffer the consequences that I deem befitting of thy misdeeds! For now, let the celebration begin, for a new leader has arisen. All hail the great Lord Ebautafish!
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Post by Niccolo on Oct 27, 2005 22:35:31 GMT -5
LONG LIVE THE KING!
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Post by Ebautafish on Oct 27, 2005 22:41:56 GMT -5
Excellent work. Let it be known across the lands that the one they call the Demon has been promoted to Senior Officer of the EAD. Lord Ebautafish has spoken!
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Post by Azan on Oct 28, 2005 15:55:10 GMT -5
I dunno I think Gamerman has his eyes set upon world domination, you may have to face some competition  . |
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Post by Lobstrosity on Oct 28, 2005 16:04:37 GMT -5
Hmm, I don't think Ebautafish has anything to worry about. I've never heard gamerman reference world domination, and even if he tried I doubt he could.
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Post by Umbrafire on Oct 28, 2005 16:25:35 GMT -5
umm...what?
who is Ebautafish?
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Post by Azan on Oct 28, 2005 16:46:42 GMT -5
Im not sure, do you go to Sibley? And by the way welcome to the forums |
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Post by Ebautafish on Oct 28, 2005 16:48:02 GMT -5
Whyfor doest thou mistake me to be someone else, knave? Hold thy tongue and be silent. Do my bidding, for I am the new ruler of these lands.
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Post by Ebautafish on Oct 28, 2005 16:49:45 GMT -5
Who I am need not concern the likes of thou, peasants. For I am ruler of all the world now, including your "sib lee"
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Post by Azan on Oct 28, 2005 16:52:30 GMT -5
Hmm do we get any health benefits for bowing down to you?  |
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Post by Ebautafish on Oct 28, 2005 17:07:31 GMT -5
Yes thou shall get several health benefits. Mainly that I and my minions will not torture thou and bite thy face off and cast thou into the lake of scalding flame where thou shall burn very painfully to death for quite a fair amount of time. Plus you get full dental, and a few shares of company stock after the first 2 years.
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Post by Ebautafish on Oct 28, 2005 17:13:37 GMT -5
Now, Lieutenant Commander Azan. Gather up thy followers and do my bidding.
[glow=red,2,300]This week my bidding includes general mayhem and petty theft.[/glow]
Remember to send me thy weekly progress reports and I may see fit to promote thou. Or cast thy sorry ass into the lake of scalding flame. Thou hast thy own choice to make. My email address is ebautafish@yahoo.com.
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Post by Ebautafish on Oct 28, 2005 17:17:08 GMT -5
On a side note, The Grand High Lobstrosity has an auxiliary task, which is to write a fancy short story pertaining to my early life.
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Yagrum Bagarn
New Member
Warning: you are not teh PWNZ!!!!11111oneoneone expires: NEVER!
Omg wen tim I went town an gottetetd meshelf shot OMG PWNZ!!!111!!11one
Posts: 27
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Post by Yagrum Bagarn on Oct 28, 2005 20:00:31 GMT -5
OMG WtH? CAN E BE an assisnnatinent??22/2/2/2TWO?
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Post by Ebautafish on Oct 29, 2005 15:41:30 GMT -5
Uh... Thou are promoted to First Lieutenant Yagrum Bagarn.
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OMG WTH BEAT Teh CHILDneren!!!11!!1one