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Post by Sad Baby Green on Jul 3, 2005 22:37:39 GMT -5
Quiet Good I would say old chap.
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Post by chica on Jul 6, 2005 21:49:06 GMT -5
are you suddenly british nitemareofnight? lol I love it cheerio darling
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Post by Lobstrosity on Jul 10, 2005 21:16:07 GMT -5
Okay, how about back on topic? I'm still working on several projects which will not be posted here, but I want to begin a new story that will be posted here in the meantime. So, are there any suggestions? Any broad ideas for stories that people would like to read?
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Post by Lobstrosity on Jul 11, 2005 23:53:16 GMT -5
For now, I shall continue the epic saga of the Brandernath series. Some of you I believe may have read my original "greatest book in the world series" which takes place in the town of Brandernath. Maybe at some point I will have to post the series on this website. But anyways, the events in that series occur after my more recent series "The Future" which is already posted here. For those of you who have not read the GBITW series, here is an overview:
There's a town called Brandernath. You live there (the same you from "The Future"). Weird stuff happens. You die. You come back for about 10 seconds before Brandernath explodes (because of you). You save the rest of the world, but you destroy Brandernath and die in the process.
Now that you all know the basic story, I can continue the saga and write about Brandernaths II and III. These I will begin tomorrow or later or never, I haven't decided.
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Post by Lobstrosity on Jul 15, 2005 19:56:33 GMT -5
Okay, I shall now write a very pointless tale. . . Brandernath II
book one of the NSGBITW series!
Brandernath II was a peaceful community, set up around the area's rich coal deposits. Everyone lived there happily, until they all died in the blizzard of '05.
Actually as I recall only two people died. . . I think. But several people lost their wallets in the snow somehow.
Anyway, this is the story of a guy named MCG, who lived and worked in this peaceful town in rural Illinois.
One day, MCG was working in the coal mine. Then he went home.
Later that year, it was time for MCG to pay his taxes, so he moved to Alaska to evade them. The U.S. government could not track him down, and he lived there until they forgot about him.
When MCG returned, he discovered that a recent blizzard had killed his two best friends, so MCG stabbed himself 80 times in the head with a screwdriver.
Then everyone died in the blizzard of '06.
THE END
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Post by Decieved by the Truth on Jul 16, 2005 8:12:23 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]wow that was extremely pointless...[/glow]
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Post by Lobstrosity on Jul 20, 2005 23:03:41 GMT -5
Okay um. . .
NOT the end actually. . .
CHAPTER 2!!!! NSGBITW series!
MCG was all dead and stuff. . . But he was still thinking and stuff, so I guess he still existed. . . maybe? Anyways, MCG was wandering through an endless rift in time and space until he met some guy. The guy said "Hello. What's your name?"
MCG said "I'm not even sure if I have a name. Everyone calls me MCG"
"Then what does MCG stand for?"
"I'm not sure"
The mysterious man smiles. "Then you must go back and retrieve your name. Until then, I cannot let you pass."
MCG was then transported through time and space. Or really just time. Or maybe just space. . . Anyhow, he ended up back in Brandernath II.
When he arrived, he remembered that his two best friends had died in the blizzard. But now it seemed everyone was dead. The blizzard of '06 had killed them all. How would MCG find his name beneath the shattered remains of his former life. . . and snow? It seemed he was doomed to walk the earth forever, always searching for his true name. . .
chapter three later!!!
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Post by chica on Jul 22, 2005 13:55:55 GMT -5
i love it I rate it a 10 out of 10. lol it kinda sounds like douglas adams writings. lol.
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Post by Umbrafire on Aug 7, 2005 14:51:06 GMT -5
lol, I love them, I just remembered, I should post your old stories...
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Post by Vash on Aug 7, 2005 22:59:33 GMT -5
lol, I love them, I just remembered, I should post your old stories... Dude, I've been saying that for months...
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Post by Umbrafire on Aug 8, 2005 9:17:29 GMT -5
lol, I know, I just keep forgetting. sorry
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Post by Kagome on Aug 18, 2005 18:57:44 GMT -5
Yeah You Lobstrosity should publish your books in an news paper or something idk. Even if you are a republican.
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Post by Lobstrosity on Aug 18, 2005 19:40:07 GMT -5
Nah, my books (well my more recent ones) are too political. I don't want them to be published until after I'm dead, that way I won't have to listen to all the complaints from liberals.
(btw, chapter three coming soon, I just haven't gotten around to writing it yet)
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Post by Kagome on Aug 18, 2005 19:49:19 GMT -5
Well still even with the complaints you'll still be filthy rich
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Post by Vash on Aug 21, 2005 18:49:46 GMT -5
This thread deserves to be on the first page, bump.
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