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Post by Qecbum on Jan 18, 2006 8:26:52 GMT -5
same herr
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Post by Qecbum on Jan 24, 2006 18:10:53 GMT -5
104 you close your eyes and see the little girl coming for you (if you have played f.e.a.r. you know what I mean)
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Post by Vash on Feb 3, 2006 12:37:34 GMT -5
105 You buy one of the potion soft drinks in hopes that they will actually heal you. (For those that don't know, SE is releases softdrinks called "Potions" at the same time when they release FFXII)
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PowerMad
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OBJECTION!
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Post by PowerMad on Feb 6, 2006 16:45:17 GMT -5
When you play counterstrike on a plane. (Bomb/Terrorist refrences)
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Post by Vash on Feb 6, 2006 17:48:56 GMT -5
107 (this has probably already been said) You cast magic missle on the darkness, or at least try to.
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Post by Qecbum on Feb 7, 2006 8:30:40 GMT -5
108 you get hit with a flame througher and expect to have it repleled by your flame resictance
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Post by Vash on Feb 7, 2006 20:12:16 GMT -5
109 When you goto a dance and try to dance DDR style.
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Post by Qecbum on Feb 8, 2006 9:18:23 GMT -5
110 When you goto a dance and try to dance DDR style..... with your fingers
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PowerMad
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Post by PowerMad on Feb 9, 2006 20:58:24 GMT -5
111: When you are on fire and expect your health to slowly go down.
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Post by Qecbum on Feb 10, 2006 12:37:00 GMT -5
112 when your walking down the street and you see a bunch of baloons and you think if you by them you will float away (this reference is from and old snes game rokos moderen life you had to by baloons and go some where but you float away in doing so(god I loved that game))
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Post by GamerMan on Feb 12, 2006 15:48:35 GMT -5
here is a "12" step program made on a shogun total war board to overcoming shogun addiction (many of them apply to general video games though)
Shogun Addiction, The Twelve Steps to Recovery... ok, it got outa hand and it's more like 50...
--- circa november 2000 ---
Over at Clan Doragon our wives and girlfriends have been complaining we spend too much time online playing Shogun, and are beginning to complain of neglect.
In order to keep these valuable support resources interested in us enough to continue to supply us with food and drink while we battle online, OR For those of you who wish to get back into 'contact' with your Families and the 'Real World' we suggest the following 12 Step Program.
Folowing these 12 steps may assist you in your return to reality, without compromising your enjoyment of the game online.
After Posting the original 12 steps people kept contributing extra's, a short while ago (about 18 months ago actually) I re-posted this on the .com forum, and, quite frankly, it seems the problem requires a lot more than 12 steps...
Step 1 - I will remember to eat. (Hiroki)
Step 2 - I will remeber to drink fluids other than coffee and Coca Cola (B - barocca)
Step 3 - I will remember to bathe. (B)
Step 4 - I will not buy everyone a copy of Shogun for Christmas in hopes we can get a family war raging!! (The Naked Geisha (TNG))( - ah, TNG actually did this one - )
Step 5 - I will not watch a game on the tube and describe the quarterback as running down the field "like a vipped dog!" (Etoko Tumano)
Step 6 - I must stop dressing my girlfriend up as a Geisha... (Widda)
Step 7 - I must remember to send to ROSES and not cherry blossoms. (TNG)
Step 8 - I will not shout "BANZAI" at that intimate moment . (Yabusama)
Step 9 - I will not make Japanese sounding samurai grunting noises when sitting before my computer monitor and plunging my fork into my TV dinner. (Hiroki)
Step 10 - I will remember there is a world outside of shogun. THE REAL WORLD LOL! (Clan JJ9999)
Step 11 - I must stop thinking about sending ninjas to competitor firms (Ise no Tora)
Step 12 - When I beat my kids in a game, I will refrain from saying "The enemy taisho is running from defeat..."(Gregoshi)
Step 13 - When I beat my kids in a game I definitely won't try to "take the head of the enemy taisho". (Gregoshi)
Step 14 - I will not dive out of the dining room when served a covered dinner. (Gregoshi)
Step 15 - I will attend no more head counting ceremonies. (B)
Step 16 - I will remember to shave. (B)
Step 17 - I must treat my 'heirs' like kids NOT generals.(Finch)
Step 18 - I will not send the postman's head back on a plate to the post office when my bills come through.(Finch)
Step 19 - I will knock on my friends' doors instead of besieging them until they starve.(Finch)
Step 20 - I will not improve my window-box in my flat to 'legendary' status.(Finch)
Step 21 - My tea ceremony will involve a kettle, a teabag and a mug AND NO geisha.(Finch) (- Personally I can never accomplish this one - TNG would kill me - B)
Step 22 - I will go places without sending out several shinobi first.(Finch)
Step 23 - I will be nice to Portugese visitors.(Finch)
Step 24 - I will stop playing this game when.....the citizens of Japan build a statue of me looking REALLY fierce. (Finch)
Step 24 - I will not ring my parents long distance and ask them to search the spare room for the Shogun CD-Key which I accidently left behind on my holidays (TNG)
Step 26 - I will not complain when my GirlFriend, Boyfriend, Husband, Wife or concerned flatmates tie me to the bed to help me overcome withdrawal syptoms caused by staying away from the Foyer for 24 hours. (TNG)
Step 27 - I will not panic about commissioning a horse troop of 60 and installing them in the nearest castle when my daughter and heir turns 18.(Ben)
Step 28 - I will not turn pale and wide eyed and expect a fearful onslaught when I next see a monk going about his daily business.(Ben)
Step 29 - I will not assume I have to die when I'm next in Chinatown and see a lady with make-up on.(Ben)
Step 30 - I will not commit sepuku when I loose in an argument (WigWam)
Step 31 - I will not constantly reach for the high ground when feeling beseiged in life.(Ben)
Step 32 - I will not assume all Portuguese men wander round with an amazing bow-legged walk.(Ben)
Step 33 - I will not grow my lawn six foot high, to hide my armys in and launch suprise attacks on unexpected guests. (TNG)
Step 34 - I will not kill my father inlaw and scream you have killed the enemy general his armies are without direction! (WigWam)
Step 35 - Stop double clicking everything if I need it done fast. (Tarrak)
Step 36 - I will respect my family's wishes and NOT have "1 Legendary Kensai, MontySan, Quite Dead" engraved on my tombstone. (MontySan)
Step 37 - I will not insist my doctor write "1 Legendary Kensai, MontySan, Improving" on my chart while i'm in hospital. (MontySan)
Step 38 - In Star Wars, they are Jedi, not Jidai. (Gregoshi)
Step 39 - The Star Wars character is called Obi-wan Kenobi, not Obi-wan Shinobi. (Gregoshi)
Step 40 - I will not study knick-knacks around the house and try to determine if they would look good atop my banner. (Gregoshi)
Step 41 - I will not have a banner. (Gregoshi)
Step 42 - I WILL NOT RUN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION SCREAMING AMBUSH WHEN I SEE FUNNY LOOKING BIRDS FLY OUT OF A HEDGE OR TREES (SHADE OF DEATH)
Step 43 - I will stop placing gl and hf, and gg at the beginning and end of all correspondance. (ShadeWraith)
Step 44 - I will stop putting screen shots in the family photo album. (Gregoshi)
Step 45 - When playing solitaire, I will stop putting the cards in "crane", "bird", and "arrow" formations. (Gregoshi)
Step 46 - I will stop pretending to be a Thunder Bomber whenever I get fireworks. Using fireworks on my son's plastic army men is also unacceptable. (Gregoshi)
Step 47 - I will stop being paranoid everytime I walk by bed sheets hanging on the clothes line to dry. (Gregoshi)
Step 48 - I will stop referring to my boss as "Large Lord". (Gregoshi)
Step 49 - I will try not to get paranoid whenever I see a budhist monk somehwere. (Shade Brown)
Step 50 - When put on hold for a long time, I will not complain to the operator about the lag on their service. (B)
I think there's something in there for all of us, don't you?
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Post by Qecbum on Feb 13, 2006 8:24:53 GMT -5
114 "GamerMan"
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Post by Decieved by the Truth on Feb 14, 2006 13:01:46 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]115
when people and their mannerisms remind you of video game characters[/glow]
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Post by Qecbum on Feb 14, 2006 16:16:04 GMT -5
116
when you own a t-shirt that says "+1 shirt"
*points at vash*
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Post by Vash on Feb 14, 2006 23:18:23 GMT -5
116 when you own a t-shirt that says "+1 shirt" on it *points at vash* Thats moreso when you play too much D&D rather than video games actually.
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