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Post by bad-monkey on Apr 27, 2005 13:06:36 GMT -5
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"Again with the nose, I mean, I felt it but it was like so what?"
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Post by Lobstrosity on Apr 27, 2005 13:07:38 GMT -5
77
"Help, I need tungsten to live! TUNGSTEN!!!"
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Post by Vash on Apr 27, 2005 13:08:37 GMT -5
78
"Akward? You know whats akward? One time when me and Lois were doing it, I called her Frank!"
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Post by bad-monkey on Apr 27, 2005 13:10:29 GMT -5
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"Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute."
"Fifty Bucks."
"She had nine STD's"
"Forty-five bucks"
"And when we caught her she wet herself."
"Fifty Bucks."
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Post by Umbrafire on Apr 27, 2005 13:10:43 GMT -5
80
"The key is to say that you're prejudice against all races"
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Post by Vash on Apr 27, 2005 13:13:13 GMT -5
81
"Mother I have a gift for you. I'll give you one hint, its in my diaper and its not a toaster."
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Post by bad-monkey on Apr 27, 2005 13:14:53 GMT -5
82
"I got and idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
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Post by Umbrafire on Apr 27, 2005 13:16:08 GMT -5
83
"The leg bone's connected to the... something. the something's connected to the... red thing. The red thing's connected to my....wrist watch... Uh oh."
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Post by bad-monkey on Apr 27, 2005 13:16:24 GMT -5
84
"Hi everybody!"
"Hi doctor Nick!"
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Post by Lobstrosity on Apr 27, 2005 13:19:03 GMT -5
85
"Our kids would be so smart, they'd be able to reprogram the VCR without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself."
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Post by Vash on Apr 27, 2005 13:20:22 GMT -5
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"As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year where the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living. So we all sing Christmas charols to lull him back to sleep"
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Post by bad-monkey on Apr 27, 2005 13:20:37 GMT -5
87
"Make like Siamese twins and split....and then one of you die."
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Post by Umbrafire on Apr 27, 2005 13:21:42 GMT -5
88
"The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottoms big!"
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Post by Azan on Apr 27, 2005 14:55:29 GMT -5
89
"I'll handle it, Lois. I read a book about this sort of thing once."
"Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't nothing?"
"Oh yeah."
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Post by Vash on Apr 27, 2005 15:31:47 GMT -5
90
"MY GOD! Someones stealing my water!"
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