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Post by Decieved by the Truth on Aug 13, 2005 14:07:50 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]jim carey and[/glow]
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Post by Umbrafire on Aug 15, 2005 0:08:57 GMT -5
that other guy
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Post by Sad Baby Green on Aug 18, 2005 12:08:24 GMT -5
from a college
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Post by Decieved by the Truth on Aug 21, 2005 11:21:15 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]of comedians and [/glow]
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Post by Vash on Aug 22, 2005 2:35:42 GMT -5
airforce pilots such
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Post by Vash on Aug 22, 2005 2:36:46 GMT -5
((The story thus far))
once there Happened a thing that was dead and needed a new AK-47(machine gun) because it was planning
a(n) fiesta in the middle of the thanksgiving day parade that was the sweetest freaking anti-n00b celebration
that ever There was a pizza that could tear down the Sears Tower with
a-giant-super-awesome-hat-thing-controlled-by-the-pizza that was considered a UFO because of its
incredible UFO likeness that resembled a UFO, and so it therfore resembles an unidentified flying UFO, you
see? Once it was walking across town on its bike hit by car ? flew really far hit a bar (he he. It rhymes)
and-then-realized-it-was-a-UFO-and-therefore-can't-walk and dissapeared then reappeared in a cow's
stomache cows always never chew sugar-free gum that is carcinogenic because it isn't non-carcinogenic,
because of retardation of llamas which occurs when it has a cool sombrero hat!!!! (END OF SENTENCE) So,
one day It killed U2 (damn) and then proceded to eat them and spit out It's carcinogenic gum until it choked
on the large Rectangular rhombus square. The large rectangular rhombus square was busy eating
they-might-be-giants Because they're trapezoidal. trapezoids happened to be enemies of a well known
Physicist named Geiger. Who was known as the guy who did slayeth the man named bob, because bob
was known for eating low carb subway subs at base times height which means that people don't like the
smell of ultra deep fried fish, which Batman would then use to strangle cats so that then he could try to get
at sweet, sweet cookies that were inside more sweet cookies that tasted like even more sweet bowling ball
halves which represented the mysterious space place that contains some mysterious space pies that
contain mysterious Non-mysterious fillings that are chock-full of tasty mini-pies that taste like the
lampshade pie that is the bane of the (100 posts huzzah!) man that ate the lampshade pie. Said man was
killed eating lampshade-pie. because it was a lampshade pie filled with purple cranberries. Once a pie was
eaten by a pie it became carnivorous which is bad *chika wa wa* said the government while under attack
from area 51 while eating some poisinous mushrooms that killed said government through the process of
being poisonous. Once upon a time, new story was the name of this story that is getting different from
original three word story because this story began with once-upon-a-time inappropriate for school is what
you said to that pizza that ate Mankind. The thing to the max would have been killed, were it to be used for
the other llama rituals of use. Which would kill the innocent martian emu's who have bad punctuation so the
teacher killed the emus and then she ate the corpses with cream cheese because her name was cream
cheese because her parents were a part of the problem. The diabolical pizza That just appeared underneath
the large rectangular rhombus square came and murdered the county commissioner of a city Called
Brandernath III that was being flooded by water as a result of global warming that melted the polar ice caps.
The place that Brandernath III was located was the oceanic floor, and therefore was not a good place for
committing arson. this is so amazingly amazing that people like living here because it is never boring which
is because criminals are alive and very dangerous and want to hurt others, so eat people's spleens, because
they taste like tasty food. ((this is gonna be one weird story)) Jim the deoxyribonucleic cheeseburger was
walking to the deoxyribonucleic cheeseburger house, because it's full of diphenyl ether molecules which
taste like his favorite food. His favorite food hapened to be 1,2,3,5-tetra ethyl benzene which is like delicious
food. He stuck a knife in a pie that was made of 1,2,3,5-tetra ethyl and it became an angry seagull. that tried
to bite his face off with a vengeance of power. Now this vengeance was purple donuts of doom with
potassium benzoate with sprinkles that taste with pizza contaminated with something similar to my skull.
the banana that challenged the world with a giant lawsuit that could cause $5,000,000,000 bail for the
person that was sued by the lampshade that's a lawyer? Mr lampshade began a law firm that was certified
to eat babies by John Kerry. John Kerry was a baby eater who would occasionally gnaw on fetuses covered
in creamy filled cream puffs with unborn babies that Kerry aborted. Now zombie Kerry is like Kerry, only
different because he kills indiscriminately because he's constipated from eating a thousand mountain goats
the size of alabama. Zombie Kerry also likes to eat people randomly while walking with antichrist Dick
Cheny. However Dick Cheney talking to satan wanted to sell his soul, so he could get a really cool pizza
chain. The devil then agreed to give the pocket gophers freedom to take over the governmet by armed
marsupial military. But then death stood in the doorway to kill Mr. Rogers, who stole Death's cupcakes with
cream filling, that were deliciously cream filled. However Death said to God that he was too much into that
one so they fought and God defeated Death. The llama jumped into a large oven, and got warped to Alaska,
where it was baked inside a mysterious furnace that was coated with chocolate milk and purple ooz. The
purple ooze was a mixture of purple ooze zombie skin and computer wings. The moral of the pizza queen
lady is that candy is meant to destroy the world with a giant pizza wheel of murderous intent. the orange
people however disagreed with the red people about why green people hate blue ppl. The rabid beef ate the
toxic nuclear waste from the pizza guy who stole a(n) internet service provider who ripped open the can of
re-fried beans and ate them all. then pig people destroyed the matrix because they ate Agent Smith and caused
a glitch in the matrix which corrupted a program that would blow up the real world and damage all human
kind in the sewer systems of hell. Where you would have red jolly ranchers taste all like fire and ice at the
scary carnival of the damned that eat pizza with jolly ranchers and live fish that live in lava pits that turn from
liquid to purple in a few seconds but be very cautios to not kill the piece of pie that ate the guy who invented
the pill viagra. Then cloned some of the monkeys that would soon eat the guy that would soon destroy The
Matrix because Agent Smith will slice open the stomachs of the children that watched barney too much
because teletubies were just as bad. So Neo would pick his nose to alter reality and summon the fighting
possum corps with atomic bombs and bloody daggers that stab you in the heart and eyes at absolute zero
temperature which is perfect for building cake building contests. These cakes were made from the remains
of some guy who was headless because he decided to cut off his own head with some scissors he got from
the kindergarten teacher whos soul belonged to the right-hand of the devil and his buttox. Piemonade was
used to destroy the state of Nebraska and the republicans because the republicans had weird views on
things like abortion, death penalty, and other things that have no name, so they would eat guacemole
fishsticks and emus. Those emus were very large because they ate large eggs from small mammalian
reptiles called freaks of nature that could jump over a plant that drank blood that was of a republican human
named Bob who only wanted peace except on tuesdays when he wanted a pepperoni pizza. with no cheese
is not considered very good or tasty, except when fried with rice or pickle juice or stabbed with banana juice.
Crazy chocobos would soon beat up o'aka die of boredem or kill randomly diagnosed cancer patients.
Carcinogenic water pizzas are the future of hostile women. Chocolate covered emus are very vehement and
demonic because of the chocolate that was possesed by the emus who would usually eat water pizza with
a side of printer cartridges. Printer cartridges were robert the ocelot combined with the unholy powers of
Jesus, who would turn all people into the holiest of people in all of the pizza. Jim, the original doorknob-man,
was building a doorknob used to destroy laura bush's husband George Bush who eats raw dogs with BBQ
sauce and honey mustard and stabs babies not to mention dick cheney with a rusty fork duct taped to a
rusty pole and a nuke that will explode over a place in northern europe by the name cheese the mad. So
then the extreme meat of the world would eat the extreme facists of the country known as germany only not
quite, as it isn't anymore and now its called germany with a duck since it was eaten by a small dog with the
power of the chosen one that can burn a hole into the Earth with his mind so that he could eat magma to
gain powers of earth, wind, water, fire, ice, lightning, and purple. With these powers it could go to the moon
of Mars called Phobos, where people like to eat cats and dogs made from cheese strata. The monkey was
mostly used for experimental experiments such as the extreme cosmological environmentalism which would
usually kill all living things so that no living things can be allowed inside the gates of hell to unleash unruly,
unholy evil Jesus to duke it out with good Jesus in the chamber of Hell where God and Satan roleplay for
cigarrettes that are bad because they make jobs for people that don't deserve free candy from that are
yummy. also to see what lies beyond the sea of mayonnaise that is inhabited by mayonnaise-allergic fish
that somehow survive by excessively jumping in and out of the mayonnaise and soon come to realize their
psychic power is controled by all of the horseradish. "What's a horseradish?" Then they must enslave all of
evil little tiny people who ironically have short beards and are blue-pinkish skinned. They also like to eat
approximately 27 pieces of diced babies that John Kerry eats on a shiny silver fork so that he CAN BE
REALLY pungent and liberal. the monkey said that The Matrix is the key to the puzzle of life and some sort
of crazy kind of involuntary volunteer service ,where you can make yourself some pancakes and some ultra
super raisin In a digital and wide screen TV or something weird like that with the ability of fire and flowers
that could overthrow the government which is doing a short game based on the comedy styles of jim carey
and that other guy from a college of comedians and airforce pilots such
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Post by chica on Oct 12, 2005 20:39:54 GMT -5
HOLY CRAP! I was just wondering where this thread went and why it hasn't been brought up again. how long did it take you to write all that out?
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Post by ek2 on Oct 18, 2005 19:27:17 GMT -5
anyway......
as your mom.
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Post by Decieved by the Truth on Oct 20, 2005 15:01:27 GMT -5
was eating existentialism
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Post by Umbrafire on Oct 21, 2005 19:19:19 GMT -5
with the biggest
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Post by Niccolo on Oct 21, 2005 20:02:58 GMT -5
wrench in all
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Post by Umbrafire on Oct 22, 2005 23:37:09 GMT -5
of the many
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Post by ek2 on Oct 24, 2005 18:12:57 GMT -5
duplexi in existence.
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Post by Decieved by the Truth on Oct 25, 2005 4:16:56 GMT -5
(what are duplexi?) he came upon
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Post by Sad Baby Green on Oct 26, 2005 20:55:51 GMT -5
a young four
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